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Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/29/2014 at 23:36 • Filed to: None

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Here's a vehicle that is unusual for me to post.

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nibby
10/29/2014 at 23:38

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940/960. To me they look a lot better than anything out of Germany(sedan wise) from the 90's.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/29/2014 at 23:40

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*ahem*

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nibby
10/29/2014 at 23:47

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I stand firm.


Kinja'd!!! WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Nibby
10/29/2014 at 23:52

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That Merc could really use a new set of wheels. Way too plain.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/29/2014 at 23:55

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I'm gonna have to disagree with you there, buddy.

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Though Mercedes completely lost their way in the 90's and Audi wasn't a whole lot better. Such a shame.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/29/2014 at 23:55

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Sorry, but an 01 E38 Sport on M-Parallels is probably the most handsome sedan ever made. Ever.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
10/30/2014 at 00:08

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E39 pictured isn't from the 90's. The others look dated. The Volvo looks dated, but in a classic way, not a 90's way.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dsscats
10/30/2014 at 00:12

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Nope, and did it have a Porsche co-developed straight 6? Nope. The 960 did. The E38 is a decent looking car, but I think BMW's from the 90's looks are way, way overrated.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/30/2014 at 00:14

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Respect=gone


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dsscats
10/30/2014 at 00:17

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They were great cars(performance wise), but I guarantee if they were boring as shit to drive, no one would take a second look at them.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/30/2014 at 00:18

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1. No

2. No

They're still a torquey V8 with a good tranny and they're insanely imposing when they pull up behind you, even now.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Nibby
10/30/2014 at 00:20

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What kind of s class is that?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dsscats
10/30/2014 at 00:22

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Let's suppose one pulled up with the 141 hp diesel, would the rattling of little diesel pistons be imposing then. And I said IF they were shit to drive. That includes the engine.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/30/2014 at 00:59

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Uh, there are plenty of cars that are boring to drive yet get second looks all the time and/or are imposing.

BMW 760Li: Fast, but not much fun to drive. Very imposing on the road.

Audi A8: Boring to drive, imposing on the road.

Lexus LS 460 F Sport: Relatively boring to drive. Still imposing on the road (because it looks like it's going to eat you)

Bentley Mulsanne: Relatively boring to drive, get's second looks, imposing on the road

The list goes on and on.

Maybachs are boring as shit to drive, but they are imposing as hell.

In the interest of full disclosure, I have not driven a Mulsanne but I have driven the other four. I assume it's not all that pilot around town.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
10/30/2014 at 01:07

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Compared to all of those, every 90's BMW is dull. Those listed are genuinely interesting looking cars. 90's BMW's look like how someone describes a sedan to a blind person. It has 4 doors, a protruding hood and trunk, the roofline ends before the trunk, the hood ends before the windshield. They just do nothing for me, to each their own. I guess I have became desensitized to them, but they are just boring.

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A mid-90's LS400 had more going on, a car known for it's dullness.

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Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Anon
10/30/2014 at 08:55

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It is not! Tis a Volvo.